Kitty Wittgenstein and the Academy Award-Winning Werewolves

When Academy Award™ winners and other celebrities start turning into werewolves, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences calls upon Kitty Wittgenstein, the world famous supermodel philosopher, to save the day.

Needless to say, Kitty - the smartest woman in the world - would rather be pondering the subtleties of the universe than risking her perfectly-proportioned life against celebrity lycanthropes. But as the transformations increase in number, the desperation of the situation becomes clear: Unless somebody can stop the virus responsible for the genetic manipulation of the A-list, Hollywood will become a desolate wasteland of subhumanity. (Like, moreso.) And if Hollywood falls, can the rest of the world be far behind?

Step aside, Aristotle. Not now, Kant. Back to the cave, Plato. This is a job for Kitty Wittgenstein, Supermodel Philosopher.